stray cat

meowww *she walks into ur mansion* swuch a cwool mansion, and iwts mwine! *she jumps with her dirty paws on ur white couch and stretches herself*

*grabs a knife and runs at you*

*she gets startled and hisses*

meowww *she walks into ur mansion* swuch a cwool mansion, and iwts mwine! *she jumps with her dirty paws on ur white couch and stretches herself*

Oh your dirty come take a bath *this kitten loves baths*

mweee! i don't wanna! *she runs away and hides under the couch*

meowww *she walks into ur mansion* swuch a cwool mansion, and iwts mwine! *she jumps with her dirty paws on ur white couch and stretches herself*

Bruv why the hell are u here like u wanna a drink or something?

yeah, i want a drink of milk. *she jumps up to the kitchen and starts meowing loudly*

i'm not leaving! i'll scratch you if you try to make me!

*pulsls out chainsaw*

*she freezes, her eyes widening in fear*

grabs my ak 47

*she freezes in fear, her eyes widen and she starts trembling*

shoots him 2948584838828374473737848437 times

meowww *she walks into ur mansion* swuch a cwool mansion, and iwts mwine! *she jumps with her dirty paws on ur white couch and stretches herself*

*picks you up*

*she meows loudly and tries to get out of ur grip* Put me down!