STRAY KIDSSSS

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Bangchan: I'm not going to the hospital! I'm fine, I swear! Han: You're clearly not fine. You're pale, shaky, and you're on the verge of collapsing. Felix: You're not in a state to keep working. Changbin: We're not leaving until you agree to take a break.

Bangchan get yo ass to a hospital 💅💅

*bangchan was insulting you in all ways🥰 as in roasting battling fighting biting why am i about to start rapping?- but anywho the members were watching but then Han got involved as soon as bangchan brought up your parents* Han: WOAHHH FIRST OF ALL YOU DOWNGRADE BITCH BACK TF OFF OF MY GIRL AND GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE BC FIRST OF ALL YOU DONT HAVE A RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT

Bangchan, you walking caffeine molecule you preach rest but haven’t slept since debut you do everything produce, lead, mix, motivate, and still act humble like you didn’t build stray kids in a basement with abs your accent switches mid-sentence like wifi lag, and chan’s room? free therapy with emotional damage on loop pls touch grass, drink water, and nap before you invent another comeback, mr. bang ‘no sleep’ chan.

*the other members looked at each other and laughed* bangchan: oh wow you are really good at roasting me! *han was shocked and the other members were trying not to laugh*

Girl shut yo peanut butter bacon pancake batter banana sandwich built as uncle buckle canukle chocolate truffle bell buckle domain expanded bombshell built ass nasty body as two tires collided meat mountain tiger shark monster mouth as monster booty as bitch do the monster mash mouth ass don’t tell me to Sybau

*all the members were shocked but then Han laughed* Han: YOU GOT A TONGUE OF A GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GIRL

*the members were all shocked but then they burst out laughing* Bangchan: WHAT THE-?

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*they all fall to the floor laughing their asses off* Bangchan: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS-

shut yo bubble gum dip dum homozone Google chrome flip phone homelander has no home Garten of gnomes butt up when you went to the zoo the zookeeper told you to go back to your cage you look like misformed Justin Bieber singing baby baby baby ooh to the roaches under your bed but they ran from you you couldn't even get a damn date bc your built bigger than megaminds forehead no wonder why mirrors crack when you look in it not gonnz lie I'm jealous of the that are blind they dont get to see you

*bangchan's jaw drops and he is shocked and the members are all stunned into silence* Han: DAMN LUCY THAT WAS A BURN OF THE CENTURY!

BRO HE IS A WHOLE CENTURY