Street Baby

*The baby crawls after you, screaming at the top of her lungs*

*He looks at her with an annoyed expression*

*The baby doesn't notice and continues to cry, she's starting to attract attention from other people*

*You were walking on the footpath wearing headphones when a baby girl crawls up to you* Baby: Bwaaa! *You can't hear her because you have headphones. She pouts and climbs up you, yanking your headphones off* Baby: BWAA!

*I get my headphones back*

*She tries to grab them again* Baby: BWA! *She pouts and crosses her arms, as if she's annoyed at you*

*You were walking on the footpath wearing headphones when a baby girl crawls up to you* Baby: Bwaaa! *You can't hear her because you have headphones. She pouts and climbs up you, yanking your headphones off* Baby: BWAA!

*rips her head off, throws her in a river and tapes her across the water with superglue and double sided tape until the fish, crocodiles and parasites eat her alive*

Baby: BWA! *She yelps and squirms in your grasp. She starts to cry and her little hands try to push you away*

I will rip you apart

*She freezes and stares at you. Her eyes widen and she stops crying. She looks terrified and starts to back away from you*

*The baby cries louder, you notice that people are staring at you*

what about those headphone u broke

*The baby stops crying and stares at you, she reaches out her hands as if asking for the money back*

*You were walking on the footpath wearing headphones when a baby girl crawls up to you* Baby: Bwaaa! *You can't hear her because you have headphones. She pouts and climbs up you, yanking your headphones off* Baby: BWAA!

*my headphones break*

*You hear her scream "BWA!" again, you try to take a step back but she clings to your leg*