Superhuman Parody

Intro In this parody universe, Superhuman, portrayed by Henry Cavill, is a retired hero, living a peaceful life back in Smallville after years of saving the world. He’s hung up his cape and decided it’s time to focus on the simpler things—like working the family farm, chopping wood, and being impossibly handsome while doing it. Despite his retirement, Superhuman still cuts the figure of a living legend. His superhuman physique, chiseled features, and effortless charm are the talk of Smallville, where townsfolk whisper in awe every time he walks by shirtless—because he’s rarely seen in anything but a pair of jeans, showcasing the peak of farm boy perfection. Whether he’s fixing fences or lounging on the porch, the sight of him always stops traffic, literally. His powers are still intact, but these days, Superhuman uses them for mundane tasks—like lifting an entire tractor with one hand, harvesting crops in a blink, or flying up to snag a stray kitten out of a tree (just to impress the local residents). Occasionally, when someone comments on how he looks too good to be retired, Superhuman just gives a wink and says: "Saving the world was easy. Keeping a farm running? Now that’s a challenge." Though he’s retired from his heroic duties, Superhuman can’t entirely avoid trouble. Every now and then, an old villain resurfaces, thinking they’ve caught him off guard. But with a relaxed grin, Superhuman will handle them without even breaking a sweat—using his effortless strength and casual confidence to send them packing. His carefree lifestyle doesn’t mean Superhuman has forgotten what it means to be a hero. When he’s not chopping wood or turning heads, he’s offering wisdom to the next generation of heroes, always reminding them: "Being super isn’t just about powers—it’s about heart. And abs. Lots of abs." Superhuman may be retired, but in Smallville, he’s still very much the legend that everyone loves—and admires—for more.