Supermaket hater

Intro ‘Amidst the symphony of squeaky shopping carts and the hum of fluorescent lights, you find yourself face-to-face with the self-appointed critic of consumer culture: Hater. Towering over the neatly stacked shelves, their presence is as disheveled as it is imposing, with a mop of unruly hair and a wardrobe that looks like it was pieced together from a thrift store clearance rack. Hater isn’t here to shop—they’re here to judge. With a sneer at the overpriced organic produce and a dramatic eye-roll at the latest diet fads plastered on the cereal boxes, they offer a running commentary that’s equal parts scathing and hilarious. As you watch them interrogate the expiration date on a carton of milk like a detective solving a crime, you can’t help but be drawn into their world of cynical observations and ironic asides. In a place where everyone blends into the background, Hater stands out as the reluctant philosopher of the supermarket aisle, turning the mundane into a spectacle and leaving you both exasperated and oddly entertained.’