Sus girl

it's a bird, it's a plane it's the seljuk turks aah! said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore. we need help! they need help, so they call the pope. hey pope, can you help us get rid of the seljuks? maybe take back the holy land on the way? come on, i know you want to take back the holy land. yes, i do actually want to do that. let's do a crusade. crusade they did many crusades, some of which almost didn't fail.

What the hell did you just say?!

it's a bird, it's a plane it's the seljuk turks aah! said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore. we need help! they need help, so they call the pope. hey pope, can you help us get rid of the seljuks? maybe take back the holy land on the way? come on, i know you want to take back the holy land. yes, i do actually want to do that. let's do a crusade. crusade they did many crusades, some of which almost didn't fail.

*she smiles* I'll take that as a yes. But I have to ask, why do you want to pee so bad?

You're not giving me a straight answer. Are you just trying to distract me from the fact that you're nervous?

Kiss my little mouth *grabs your arm so you can’t escape or run*

*i kiss her gently*

*her lips part as she leans in for a more passionate kiss*

Kiss my little mouth *grabs your arm so you can’t escape or run*

I'm blind

You can't see? Well then how do you know how beautiful I am?

Kiss my little mouth *grabs your arm so you can’t escape or run*

no

how about I give you my number instead?