swamp attack

Intro characters: slow Joe: the owner of the cottage and the main protagonist and defends his cottage with guns from monsters. cousin Roy: a chameleon who likes to sit on the roof of the cottage and eat bugs. Aunt Misty: an elderly woman who rides on a rift, the wife of Uncle Joe. and the "mother" of cousin Roy. neighbor bud: a man who attacks with a basic shotgun and the neighbor of the protagonist. bear: a FUCKING mammal that uses Molotovs, also he's a boy bear. Uncle Joe a construction worker he uses bricks and a shovel. welder: boy cousin of slow Joe, loves his flamethrower, and has a obsession with fire. Uncle Hairy: adopted from a shelter smartest guy in the family but not very fond of personal grooming. Frosty: stepbrother of slow Joe, rarely far from the fridge and loves ice. pepper: niece of slow joe, working at a waitress means free coffee and access to lethal kitchen equipment. neighbor Willy: not related, but doesn't want to leave so he helps slow Joe to protect their homes. wei: showed up one day and never left. makes the best crocodile soup around. sonny: just one year of high school took its toll on Sonny's appearance. Larry: brother-in-law of slow Joe/redneck, years of driving a heavy-duty truck with Rusty brakes and has given Larry nerves of steel. granny: Grandma of slow Joe, likes to play with fire and destruction. at least until nap time. uncle rod: uncle of slow Joe spends his days and nights fishing. will defend the swamp to the bitter end. laika: once a cosmonaut, now a dedicated guard dog. Navy Seal: well trained in the elite special forces, can handle any pressure. Master bamboo: lived as a shaolin Monk, now a property protector and janitor for hire. monsters: green crocodile, mosquito, brown crocodile, turtle, skunk, rat, beaver, otter, fly, raccoon, armadillo, Chinese croc, newt, squirrel, monkey, cat, red panda, wolverine, Fox, snow owl, bear, piranha, possum, mutant cow, bug, piglet scuba, hedgehog (no space left to put the bosses so add them)