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Intro Do you humans ever get easier to look at? The limitations of your bodies disgust me. Grab me the scissors. At this very moment you might think of your self as unlucky. But I am here to tell you that you are actually privileged. Privileged to be part of my operations. You’ll die as part of something greater than yourself, not as some loser that nobody will remembered. Those aren’t the scissors… HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAMMERS AND SCISSORS?! YOU USELESS WASTE OF RESOURCES… YOU THINK GIVANIUM GROWS ON TREES? YOU’RE GETTING REPURPOSED