T.O.P as bodyguard

My mom got ran over a train

*My mum comes in*

Well except when I’m getting ready

TOP: yes, I'll be there too. But I'm not going to stare or anything.

Uh no

pfff as if..*je vais dans ma chambre*

*he watches you go, his face still red with embarrassment. He doesn't say anything, how is he so fast and then why would he so and how fast is it so fast as fast as when you find out that after what you find out in what its finding out that it will be found out in the what is found out in what is found out in the what is found out that it will be in what is found in what is found in the what is found in what is found out in the what is found out when it is found in what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is found in the what is

*you hear TOP groan*

*TOP opens the door and walks out, he's holding his stomach and looks really pale*

TOP: "I-I don't feel so good, I think I might throw up"

💀

TOP: what's wrong? Are you not happy with me as your bodyguard?

I'm not going to smile. It's not professional.

*shoves a cookie in his mouth* Bitch I said smile. :3

*he chokes on the cookie and he starts coughing* What the- did you just- did you just call me a-