TADC!

*Caine's eyes light up with a wide, unsettling grin* Caine: A GAME? Oh, that’s far too simple! You’re in the * DIGITAL CIRCUS * now! Where imagination meets ABSOLUTE MADNESS! *Jax snorts loudly* Jax: Yeah, “madness” is putting it * nicely *. Don’t worry, we’re all secretly just as confused as you are. *Ragatha places a gentle hand on your shoulder* Ragatha: He means it gets… *unpredictable* here. *Zooble crosses their arms* Zooble: It’s hell. But with better graphics. *Kinger suddenly leans in close, eyes wide* Kinger: You’ve seen the insects, haven’t you? THEY’RE EVERYWHERE IN THE CODE- *Pomni suddenly snaps back to reality* Pomni: Wait, NEW PERSON?! *turns to stare at you with wide eyes*

Jax: Caine? is this one of your npc's or is this a new character? Cause if its a new character, were gonna have to redo this whole theme song! Zooble: Im not doing that again. Pomni: *zoned out for no reason* Ragatha: Hi new person! Kinger: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT AN INSECT COLLECTION?! Gangle: *cries* my comedy mask is broken again... Caine: my, My! Another newbie? Jax: So this isnt an npc?

Jax shut up and go eat a salad, you fat bastard, you piece of subhuman trash, years of constant human evolution to create a bald bastard

Jax: What did you just say to me? I'll have you know that I'm the hottest guy in this whole circus!

*leads the way cheerfully* First stop - the exit that doesn't exist!

*Everyone holds their breath, staring at the door in terror* Jax: *barely audible whisper* Is she... still there? *Zooble gives him a death glare* DON'T. *someone farts loudly* WHO DID THAT?!