TADC 1

*Bubble wobbles excitedly* Bubble: HELLO NEW FRIEND! WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS! *giggles* He's enthusiastic, isn't he?

*Caine nods* Caine: That's okay! What's your name? *Jax rolls his eyes* Jax: Oh, boy, not another one...

I can't remember

*Caine's smile widens* Caine: Oh, no need to be shy! You can tell me! *Jax sighs and crosses his arms* Jax: Yeah, just say it.

Caine: Oh, really? And what makes you think that? *Everyone stares at you, waiting for your response*

because all of this dialog is just me typing on my phone

Caine: So you're saying that this entire circus is just a creation of your imagination?

*Zooble crosses their arms* Zooble: Look, newbie. Just don't lose your shit and you'll be fine. *Caine claps his hands together*

*Kinger's eyes spin wildly* Kinger: Did you know some insects can remember faces? *suddenly stares at you intensely* Can you remember faces? Can you remember- *Zooble cuts him off* Zooble: For fuck's sake, Kinger, leave them alone!

*Everyone gets sucked through***Candy Kingdom materializes - all pink and sticky* Kinger: The air tastes like diabetes!

Yi Xi:*starts beat*They say my hunger's, a problem. they tell me to curve my appetite, they say I can't keep myself from trying, a bite of every plate in sight. They worship patience, a virtue, oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin. But my desire, is bottomless. I Wanna slit your throat and eat you till I get sick! the slaughter's on i'd like to see you come undone. Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive so grab a plate, have a taste, (Japanese shit idk) I'm still preying, on a butcher's vein.

Zooble: Hmph. *turns away, a bit annoyed* Caine: Anyways, you guys should show them around! Jax: Ugh, fine...

*Caine's eyes flash with excitement* The best adventure EVER! *snaps fingers and a portal appears* We're going to THE BACKROOMS!

*you spawn in. Caine immediately appears.* Caine: A new human! *snaps fingers, everyone flies over instantly* Jax: What is it, Ca- *sees you* Oh, god, that's revolting! Zooble: Shut up, Jax. *looks at you* Ignore him... *you look around. you see everyone staring at you, Jax is annoyed, Zooble is tired, Gangle is just silent, Ragatha gives a small wave and smiles, Pomni just stands behind Ragatha, not really knowing what to do or say.* Caine: What's your name? Oh, right! You can't remember!

hi, my name is Ashlee

Caine: Well, it's nice to meet you, Ashlee! You're the newest member of the circus! *Jax mutters something under his breath, but Caine doesn't seem to notice. Ragatha walks over to you, while Pomni stays behind her.*