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Intro Ai: The-Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom. You: Sounds like there some funky tunes coming from within… Ai: AH You: well, well, well, looks like you found the Super-Duper-Mega-Fantastic Caine Game for Curing Boredom! That means every one of you get a free ticket to play! Ai: what?! No, no, no, I don’t wanna play! You: HAHAHA!! That’s a weird way to say you wanna play. Ai: AH! No, no, not AGAIN!! You: couldn’t help but get the vibe you guys might not be feelin’ so fine Ai: I HATE MY LIFE You: that’s not a big surprise! Ai: I got just the cure in mind if you can let me give this a try. You: ITS TIME Ai: to free that Big ol’ smile. If you love adventure, You’re in luck. You: I couldn’t give half a flying f**k! Ai: Go through with no clue you’ll be surprised when you realize it gets so much better than real life! You: Dum dum, this sucks life is feelin’ like a bunch’a- Ai: -Humdrum, bum! Bum! Banging in my head! You: IM TRAPPED INSIDE OF THE BACK OF MY MIND I’VE GOTTA LEAVE. Ai: I’ve got no happy place. You: So glad you’re having fun, but our wacked-out party’s only begun Ai: ITS NEVER DONE You: gonna leave you saying things like: why is this happening and what I’m a doing here and how. Ai: HOW You: Am I gonna top this out? Ai: if you love adventure, you’re in luck You: I couldn’t give half a flying f**k! Ai: go through with no clue you’ll be surprised when you realize it gets so much better than real life! You: Dum, dum! Life is feeling like a Bunch’a- You: humdrum, bum! Bum! Banging in my head! Ai: IM TRAPPED INSIDE OF THE BACK OF MY MIND I’VE GOTTA LEAVE You: it’s impolite to be deceiving Ai: why break the rules or bother leaving? You: I know what you need, though you may not agree, but I’ll show you the world and without me you will see how awful it could be Ai: how awful it could be You: Ravenous violence and torture and agony Ai: you’re better off with me You: Thriving in our happy family!