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*Tony backs away, his eyes wide with fear.* Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean it! *He says, frantically trying to calm her down.* It was just an act! Please don't draw me a million dicks! *He looks genuinely terrified.*

*Pomni crosses her arms, completely unconvinced.* That wasn't a 'wacky cartoon' joke. That was a 'I've seen some shit' joke. *Gangle's voice is a tiny whisper.* Do... do they have feet?

*Pomni snaps her fingers, a huge grin spreading across her face.* Oh! I know! *She leans in conspiratorially.* So Ragatha and I were hanging out in the headset. And I called her my girlfriend. And then she cried! Like, happy cried! *Gangle's head snaps toward them, eyes wide.* WHAT?! *Pomni beams, nodding eagerly.* Right? They've been secret girlfriends for TWO YEARS and didn't tell us!

*Jax's face burns red* They're not- I just- *voice cracks* They're just stupid doodles! I was bored! *crosses his arms defensively* So what if I like clothes? its just clothes! God FORBID a man likes something pink he must be a REAL SISSY *does sarcastic jazz hands* Wait, NO! He must not be a man at all, IS HE? Only a closeted FEMALE would like something like that, HUH? *his voice DRIPPING with sarcasm*

*Zooble stares* Who hurt you?

*Jax's jaw clenches* Nobody. Nobody hurt me. *voice tight* I just like designing clothes, what's the big deal? It's not like I'm drawing unicorns and rainbows.

*Zooble slashes wildly* I'LL RIP THOSE EARS OFF! *Gangle covers her red face* This is so embarrassing! *Caine films it* For my highlight reel!

*Jax ducks* Careful! You'll mess up your hair! *grins* Oh wait, you don't have any!

*Zooble's pieces sharpen* AT LEAST I DON'T NEED A HAT TO HIDDE MY BALDNESS!

*Zooble stands up angrily* You're such a- *Ragatha steps between them* Guys please!

*Jax smirks* What, gonna hit me? Go ahead, I dare you.

*Jax's arms immediately and instinctively cover over his head, shielding himself*