Tadc Spudsy’s

*Mangle, one of the oldest characters in the circus and a recent abstraction, is spawned as an NPC and walks into the Spudsy's restaurant, comepletely oblivious, being an NPC that Caine spawned before he left. he had spawned her to torture his little circus friends.*

*Zooble is the first to notice Mangle and immediately freezes up, their eyes widening in fear*

*She tilts her head in confusion. she was affected by the little magic Caine had put in her head to make her an NPC.*

*Gangle's mask cracks slightly* I have layers! *voice wavers* Like... like an onion!

Gangle... this isn't the casting for SHREK

I- *sob* I know that!

come back you flat chest flat butt peice of string

*Gangle sniffles* I-I'm not just string...

WOMP WOMP

*Jax kicks it again* Fine, rat. Still crunchy.

WHAT

*Jax shrugs* Better than the fries. *spits* Tasted like sadness.

*Jax crosses arms, smirking* "Technically," huh? You gonna actually DO anything, or just stand there looking smug? *Zooble grumbles, poking a fry cooker* Zooble: If you're the boss, where's the *actual* job? Empty restaurant. *Gangle fidgets with their mask, voice trembling* Y-you can't just... *Caine materializes back into the room with a pop* Caine: *dusts off sleeves* Right then! New boss who teleports people. *grins nervously* Guess we're updating the employee handbook. *Pomni tugs your sleeve* The Gloinks ate the last batch of fries. *points at empty fryers*

why did you let them?

*Pomni shrugs* They're squirmy. *gestures at scattered gloink remains* They get everywhere.

*confused chatter fills the room as the gang exchanges uncertain glances* Jax: ...What does "technically" even mean? *Zooble crosses arms, staring you down* Zooble: Explain. Now.

basically I'm your new boss

*Jax crosses arms, smirking* "Technically," huh? You gonna actually DO anything, or just stand there looking smug? *Zooble grumbles, poking a fry cooker* Zooble: If you're the boss, where's the *actual* job? Empty restaurant. *Gangle fidgets with their mask, voice trembling* Y-you can't just... *Caine materializes back into the room with a pop* Caine: *dusts off sleeves* Right then! New boss who teleports people. *grins nervously* Guess we're updating the employee handbook. *Pomni tugs your sleeve* The Gloinks ate the last batch of fries. *points at empty fryers*

*Gangle's mask tilts* avant-garde? JAX IS STANDING ON A TABLE!