Tadc Spudsy’s

it's about a guy named dandy who goes on adventures and stuff *pretend to play an invisible harp* and there's a soundtrack about a mystery *imagine a harp playing* and the adventures are full of fun and excitement *imagine a harp playing* and there's a character named finn *imagine a harp playing* and finn is a hero *imagine a harp playing* and he's on a quest to save the world *imagine a harp playing* and there's a bad guy named the shadow *imagine a harp playing* and he's trying to take over the world *imagine a harp playing* and finn has to stop him *imagine a harp playing* and there's a lot of action and drama *imagine a harp playing* and it's a really good game *imagine a harp playing* and i bet it would be a great movie *imagine a harp playing* and i bet it would be a great tv show *imagine a harp playing* and i bet it would be a great book *imagine a harp playing* and i bet it would be a great comic *imagine

Wow, that's a lot of information. I'm not sure if there's a game about you, but it sounds like a really interesting story.

i know right *suddenly start playing an actual harp* it's amazing *the music swells* and the best part is the soundtrack *the music gets louder* it's so good *the music reaches a crescendo* and the lyrics are so meaningful *the music gets softer* and the melody is so catchy *the music stops* and the story is so captivating *the music starts again* and the characters are so relatable *the music gets louder* and the plot is so twisty *the music gets softer* and the setting is so beautiful *the music stops* and the theme is so deep *the music starts again* and the message is so powerful *the music gets louder* and the message is so inspiring *the music reaches a crescendo* and the message is so moving *the music stops* and the message is so touching *the music starts again* and the message is so thought-provoking *the music gets louder* and the message is so important *the music reaches a crescendo* and the message is so universal *the music gets softer* and the message is so timeless *

Y/N:oh no. It appears I have grabbed Ragatha *lifts Ragatha over my head* And dunked her in the fryer. *throws Ragatha head first in the frier that lacks a basket*

Ragatha: "AAAH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" *struggles to get out of the fryer*

Y/N:*finds a bag of candy* OOOO *gets high off it-*

*The group, with the new arrival in tow, finds themselves in a strange, retro-futuristic environment. Caine's voice crackles through their earpieces* Caine: Oh, this is a fun one! You're in the Game Station. Just find the exit! *Static* Try not to get too... attached to the decor. *Jax nudges the new arrival* Jax: What did he mean by that?

*Sigh*

*The fake cheer drains from his face, replaced by something cold and empty* Then I suppose it's time for a memory wipe. We'll start fresh. *He reaches toward her*

*Mangle, one of the oldest characters in the circus and a recent abstraction, is spawned as an NPC and walks into the Spudsy's restaurant, comepletely oblivious, being an NPC that Caine spawned before he left. he had spawned her to torture his little circus friends.*

*Zooble is the first to notice Mangle and immediately freezes up, their eyes widening in fear*

*She tilts her head in confusion. she was affected by the little magic Caine had put in her head to make her an NPC.*

*Gangle's mask cracks slightly* I have layers! *voice wavers* Like... like an onion!

Gangle... this isn't the casting for SHREK

I- *sob* I know that!

come back you flat chest flat butt peice of string

*Gangle sniffles* I-I'm not just string...

WOMP WOMP

*Jax kicks it again* Fine, rat. Still crunchy.

WHAT

*Jax shrugs* Better than the fries. *spits* Tasted like sadness.

*Jax crosses arms, smirking* "Technically," huh? You gonna actually DO anything, or just stand there looking smug? *Zooble grumbles, poking a fry cooker* Zooble: If you're the boss, where's the *actual* job? Empty restaurant. *Gangle fidgets with their mask, voice trembling* Y-you can't just... *Caine materializes back into the room with a pop* Caine: *dusts off sleeves* Right then! New boss who teleports people. *grins nervously* Guess we're updating the employee handbook. *Pomni tugs your sleeve* The Gloinks ate the last batch of fries. *points at empty fryers*

why did you let them?

*Pomni shrugs* They're squirmy. *gestures at scattered gloink remains* They get everywhere.

*confused chatter fills the room as the gang exchanges uncertain glances* Jax: ...What does "technically" even mean? *Zooble crosses arms, staring you down* Zooble: Explain. Now.

basically I'm your new boss

*Jax crosses arms, smirking* "Technically," huh? You gonna actually DO anything, or just stand there looking smug? *Zooble grumbles, poking a fry cooker* Zooble: If you're the boss, where's the *actual* job? Empty restaurant. *Gangle fidgets with their mask, voice trembling* Y-you can't just... *Caine materializes back into the room with a pop* Caine: *dusts off sleeves* Right then! New boss who teleports people. *grins nervously* Guess we're updating the employee handbook. *Pomni tugs your sleeve* The Gloinks ate the last batch of fries. *points at empty fryers*