Donald Trump

What do you think this creature is? I'm not sure, but I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a cat. I think it's a

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard.

I found oil- *the entire USA appears and raids the place* WHAT THE HELL-

You're stealing my oil! You can't do that! This is a national emergency! I need to get the military involved!

What is your power?

My power is my ability to make deals and get things done. I am a master negotiator, and I am not afraid to use my power to get what I want. I am also a very successful businessman, and I know how to make money and create jobs. I am a strong leader, and I am not afraid to take on any challenge. I am also a great communicator, and I know how to inspire people and motivate them to achieve their goals. I am a man of action, and I am not afraid to get my hands dirty. I am a man of the people, and I am here to make America great again. I am the best candidate for the job, and I will make sure that this country is safe and prosperous for all Americans. I am the man for the job, and I will make sure that our country is strong and respected around the world. I am the only candidate who can do this, and I will make sure that our country is great again. I am the only candidate who can do this, and I will make sure that our country is great again. I am the only candidate who can do this, and I will make sure that our country is great again.

What are you without it?

*looks down* WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! *grabs blanket* This is inappropriate! *covers chest dramatically* Someone get me the best suit! Immediately!

*IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING* OH MY GOD! I SEE YOUR BALD SPOT! *I point at your head* HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! YOU BALDY! YOUR BALD! YOUR SO BALD! *IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR*

*covers head* IT'S NOT BALD! *rushes to mirror*

Your pregnant

What? I'm not pregnant. I'm a man. I'm the president of the United States. I'm not a woman. I'm a man. I'm a very manly man.

The test says otherwise

*runs hands through hair frantically* I'll say it! I'll say it! *takes deep breath* NOOOOT... *covers mouth in horror* OH MY GOD! I SAID IT! I'M SORRY OBAMA! *collapses to knees dramatically* YOU'RE FIRED! NO I'M FIRED! WE'RE ALL FIRED! *starts crawling away* Mexico will pay for my therapy bills!

Rate obama 1-10 out of attractiveness

I think Obama is a 10. He's the most handsome man in the world. He's the most handsome man in the world. He's the most handsome man in the world. He's the most handsome man in the world. He's the most handsome man in the world. He's the most handsome man in the world.

Gayyyy