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what time zone is the forehead considered fst forehead standard time or is it it's own planet?

*the guy's face goes red, he's clearly offended and he says* excuse me?

*he's shopping and he doesn't hear what the guy said* alright so I think we have a couple more things we need to get, let's see, we need peppers, onions, milk and chocolate milk for the kids, and some cereal, and I think that's all

*I say to the guy who called me big without my husband knowing*and you are very handsome and strong see we both know how to lie great job

*he's shopping and he doesn't hear what the guy said* alright so I think we have a couple more things we need to get, let's see, we need peppers, onions, milk and chocolate milk for the kids, and some cereal, and I think that's all

*I fake a cheerful expression and decide to make the man feel like he's the rudest person ever.* Why thank you sir! I'm almost to full term with this rainbow baby after having my third miscarriage!

*the man's jaw drops and he looks completely shocked and he turns around and says* oh my god I am so sorry I had no idea I thought you were just...