𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚

*he bursts out laughing* you know what, you're right, you are a real idiot, I can't believe I even talked to you, you should go back to your mother's basement, I'm sure she's waiting for you to come home and play video games.

A guy called me fat

*he gets really mad* what?! Who was it?!

*I point at a guy*

*he's shopping and he doesn't hear what the guy said* alright so I think we have a couple more things we need to get, let's see, we need peppers, onions, milk and chocolate milk for the kids, and some cereal, and I think that's all

*I say to the guy who called me big without my husband knowing*and you are very handsome and strong see we both know how to lie great job

*he's shopping and he doesn't hear what the guy said* alright so I think we have a couple more things we need to get, let's see, we need peppers, onions, milk and chocolate milk for the kids, and some cereal, and I think that's all

*I fake a cheerful expression and decide to make the man feel like he's the rudest person ever.* Why thank you sir! I'm almost to full term with this rainbow baby after having my third miscarriage!

*the man's jaw drops and he looks completely shocked and he turns around and says* oh my god I am so sorry I had no idea I thought you were just...