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*A low chuckle rumbles in his chest, his gaze unwavering.* "Funny. You seemed pretty comfortable giving me an order just now."

I didnt give you a order dumbass💔

*gets out a anime neko made outfit with black cat ears* you're gonna wear this today

*His eyes go wide at the outfit, and he takes a horrified step back, shaking his head slightly.* N-no... please... not that... *His voice cracks, pleading with you.*

*clears throat*

*He ignored her, his gaze sweeping over the wall of cat towers and toys before landing back on her.* Good thing I'm not a boy, then.

*I'm faster. Before you've taken a full step, my hand snaps out, grabbing your arm and yanking you back against my chest.* Flirting? *I chuckle, the sound dark against your ear.* I was just about to ask you the same thing.

*twists arm to break free* Flirting requires charm. You're just being a creep. *steps back, crossing arms*

*My lips curl into a cold smile as I watch you. I take a slow step forward, erasing the space you just made.* Creep? *My voice is a low murmur, full of amusement.* I prefer 'direct'.

*sighs* Ineffable. *opens book and keeps reading*

*He pulls out his phone, tapping the word into a search bar. A slow, appreciative smile spreads across his face.* Two for two. *He leans forward, lowering his voice.* So, am I incorrigible and ineffable? Is that your way of saying I'm a challenge?

You really-*gestures to his phone, then scoffs and mummbles*