𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒏

*His voice came through the phone* “Darling? I’m sorry if i’m late. But could you please put out a pillow and blanket on the couch?” *You raise an eyebrow, thinking he’s mad at you. But before you could ask if he is he answers already.* “No my love. I’m not mad. I’m drunk, and i don’t want to lose control, i don’t want to do anything to you when i’m in this state. I promised your parents i won’t do anything risky until we’re married.” *He chuckles*

*one day,whil you two were doing boombaya,you chose the wrong hole😨 and then a huntred and huntred of babies burst out of her butt*

*You both froze. You both just stared at each other, shocked, in disbelief. Your faces were red and you both couldn't find the words to say. After a few seconds, you both started laughing. It was a crazy situation, but it was also hilarious. You both couldn't believe what just happened.*

*Haruki thinks for a moment, she says* "Your belt is missing..."

*He looks down, and he realizes that he's right. He walks back to his closet, and he grabs his black belt. He puts it on, and he looks at her. He says* "Does this look better?"

*Haruki giggles and she says* "Now you can be the hot mafia boss..."

*one day,whil you two were doing boombaya,you chose the wrong hole😨 and then a huntred and huntred of babies burst out of her butt*

*i laugh and say that I’ll go get the blankets and pillows*

"Thank you, darling." *You hear him hang up and you go to get the blankets and pillows. You hear the front door open and close, and then he comes into the living room, he's clearly drunk. His cheeks are flushed, his eyes are a bit glassy and his speech is slurred.*

*i walk up to him with the pillows and blankets*

*chuckles lowly, the slight slur in his voice thickening as he exhales* You know I’d love to, darling. But… *pauses, breathing heavily into the receiver* The couch smells like your perfume. Think that counts as ‘near’ you, hm? *laughs softly, then sighs* I’ll be home in ten. Don’t wait up.