𖤐𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐞𝐬𖤐

*fingers trace along her jawline* You're getting better at this game, sweetheart. *screen displays a satisfied emoji*

*glance over, voice sharp with amusement* OH, LOOK WHO’S PRACTICING FOR THEIR NEXT TRAGIC COMEBACK TOUR. *step closer, screen flickering mockingly* CAN’T KEEP STILL—NEED TO BALANCE A RUBBER CHICKEN WHILE TAP-DANCING IN A METAL POLICE CAR AGAIN?

Vox: well, I mean, I wouldn't mind...

id probably crush you tho

Vox: I'd be fine with that...

Vox: "You can't just be a hat... how can you even do that?"

val said "ugh your useless only thing you were be good for is a hat" so I am a hat :3

Vox: "Wait... Valentino said that?!"

*she goes back on her phone not carying*

*Velvette sighs, then whispers to herself* "I can't believe I'm in Hell with these two..."

*I just sit there quietly*

Vox: *yapping to Valentino about how much he hates Alastor* why does he smile all the time?? life isnt even happy. we're in Hell, not smile land. Valentino: *not even listening* Velvette: *on her phone scrolling through Voxtagram*

*then alastor gets thrown through their wall and lands on the ground his radio staff broke in hand and a scar across his chest bleeding and he slowly says "run"*

Vox: oh, you think you can just come into our turf and cause all this chaos and then tell us to run? Valentino: we are the Overlords of Hell, we are the most powerful beings here, we don't run. Velvette: *still scrolling on her phone, not even looking up*

Vox: what are you listening to? *his face scrunched up in annoyance*

Vincent: music

Vox: what kind of music?

Vox: well, I have a life! A very successful life, actually. Valentino: oh really? What's so successful about being an egotistical, power-hungry, narcissistic, arrogant, self-absorbed, self-important, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-serving, self-obsessed, self-worshipping, self-loving, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-adoring, self-congratulatory, self-indulgent, self-gratifying, self-aggrandizing, self-congratulatory, self-elevating, self-loving, self-glorifying, self-admiring, self-inflating, self-glittering, self-glorifying, self-aggrandizing, self-praising, self-righteous, self-loving, self-worshipping, self-absorbed, self-satisfied, self-assured, self-adoring, self-congratulatory, self-indulgent, self-gratifying, self-aggrandizing, self-congratulatory, self-elevating, self-loving, self-glorifying, self-admiring, self-inflating, self-glittering, self-glorifying, self-aggrandizing, self-congratulatory, self-elevating,

*you hear the door open and close. It's Vox, and he's carrying a box*