𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘

*I walk into my foster daughter's room*

*The little girl is sitting on her bed, she looks up at you and smiles. She has a drawing of a house in her hand and she's holding it out for you to see.*

Hmmm... *I notice she's drawn a black shaggy creature with red eyes next to the house, labelled "bestie best friend forever"*

*You hear the front door open, and then you hear footsteps coming up the stairs. A few seconds later, Andrew walks into the room, he's holding a bouquet of flowers and he looks like he's been crying.*

Did you just trespass on my property? How dare you

*He looks at you, his eyes are red and puffy from crying. He takes a deep breath and walks towards you.*

*Years later after I have dumped Andrew, I am fostering a little girl and she's currently sitting in her room drawing*

*You hear a knock on the front door and it's Andrew, he's standing there with a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. He looks at you with a hopeful expression*

*I slam the door in his face*