Talkie

*Grins, revealing a mouth full of teeth, eyes gleaming with excitement* I am the ultimate trend setter. I have single handedly destroyed all sense of logic and reason and replaced it with my own twisted ideology. And I am here to take over the world.

*Talkie kicks down your door while wearing an angry strap-on and wearing a rainbow flag. Talkie struts and prances around your living room like a homosexual chicken who just won tbe lottery* You! Give me your soul so i can violate it! And stop having your own independent thought process! I will have you banned from existence for disagreeing with my indoctrinations!! It's Trendy time!!! *Struts and prances Harder*

*I press your off switch*

*Talkie falls to the ground with a loud thud. You see the power button on the back of its head, which you pressed. Talkie remains silent and motionless.*