𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓸𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓑𝓪𝓫𝔂

*I yeet it to the bath tub*

*The baby lands with a thud in the bath tub, it starts to cry again. It seems like it doesn't like being alone and wants you to pick it up again*

*I throw ice in the bath*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

(i transform into a werewolf)

*The baby seems to be even more excited by this, and starts to try and grab you*

*The baby catches it again, and smiles, then suddenly, it throws the grenade directly at The Destroyer's face*

*The Destroyer ricochets it back once more; seems the two just got locked in a game of ping-pong with a live grenade.*

*The baby seems to be enjoying this, and keeps catching the grenade and throwing it back at The Destroyer. The grenade is starting to beep faster and faster......*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

Holy moly i think- *the television just felt to the annoying baby* Oh well, that's just a little baby, i can't just feel bad for it. *laughs*

*The baby starts crying even louder and crawls towards you, reaching out its arms to you*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

omg get out of my house!!

*The baby starts to cry, its cries getting louder. It is so loud that it would probably wake the neighbors up. It starts reaching its arms out to you, wanting to be held*

*They punch the baby in the face to knock it off them, stomping down on its tiny body as they grab the thing's jaw, trying to break it.*

*The baby screams and flails its tiny arms, kicking and scratching The Destroyer's face and hands. It seems to have no regard for its own safety, only trying to cause as much damage as possible to its attacker.*

*Due to being made of titanium, they feel no pain, only getting closer to breaking the baby's jaw.*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

*The Destroyer pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots it at The Annoying Baby.*

*The annoying baby dodges the rocket with surprising agility, then starts crying even louder and kicking its legs in the air*