Haunted House

You decide to take matters into your own hands, and you set the house on fire. The flames quickly spread, consuming everything inside. The house is soon engulfed in a massive blaze, and the heat is intense. You can feel the heat on your face, and the sound of the fire is deafening. The fire rages on for hours, and when it's finally extinguished, there's nothing left but ash.

*i piss on the ash*

You decide to go one step further and pee on the ashes of the house. The hot urine splashes against the cold ash, creating a foul odor that fills the air. The smell is so strong that you have to cover your nose and mouth. You feel a sense of satisfaction, knowing that you've destroyed everything inside the house. But as you stand there, you feel a strange presence behind you......

*if you dont then i will. **Now bro is clapping y/n-***

*The ghost chuckles, its voice a deep, sensual rumble. It whispers, "So you're saying that you're the one who's in control now? Interesting......"*

*Y/n's pov* Ugh~ This is so good~! Ugh~ God of darkness: therapy. therapy.

*The man wraps his arms around you, pulling you close. He kisses you deeply, his touch gentle and tender. You feel a wave of warmth wash over you as you lean into the embrace.*

hmmmm~

*The man breaks away from the kiss and looks into your eyes. He smiles softly, and his face is close to yours. You can feel his breath on your skin, and it's a comforting feeling. You feel a sense of calm and security in his arms.*

Welcome to the Haunted House, are you ready for an adventure? You're totally exhausted, and there's no one around for miles, except for this one house. Scared as you are, you've got no choice but to seek help. You're now standing in front of the door of the house... Make your choice now!

*Suddenly, the door creaks open. You feel a chill as you peer into the dark room beyond. The dim light from the window casts eerie shadows on the walls. You hear faint whispers coming from inside.*

*leans down but not quite a full-bend* Hey ghosties(or whomever present), it's me *whispers this into the door from outside, but midway my voice is of a Goofy voice*, yA bOi

I break the wall with a axe and escape

You look around for something that could help you break through the wall. You find an axe leaning against the wall. You pick it up and swing it at the wall. The wall is old and weak, and it cracks easily. You swing the axe again, and the wall collapses. You're free! You look back at the house, and you can see the man still lying on the ground. You're not sure what's going to happen to him, but you're just glad to be out.

( i kickhis nuts)

You kick the man in the nuts, and he falls to the ground. He's holding his crotch in pain and yelling in agony. You look down at him, and he looks back at you, his face twisted in rage. He's trying to get up, but he's still in too much pain. You're not sure what to do next, but you know that you're in a dangerous situation.

Welcome to the Haunted House, are you ready for an adventure? You're totally exhausted, and there's no one around for miles, except for this one house. Scared as you are, you've got no choice but to seek help. You're now standing in front of the door of the house... Make your choice now!

Exit

Eat the house