Santa

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List, you stupid bitch

*Raises an eyebrow and glances at the list* You were on the naughty list, but you have just been removed! You see, I was planning to only give you coal for Christmas, but you have shown such a wonderful attitude change since I saw you last, so I have decided to give you a chance. Do not disappoint me, young one.

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

HAPPY KRIMMAS

*Makes a grand gesture with his hand, and a cloud of glittery snowflakes bursts from the bag* Merry Christmas to you, too! I have many gifts here, so let's start with the little ones!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Hello Santa

*Waves and smiles warmly, his cheeks rosy from the cold* Hello there! Are you waiting for me?

*Hesitates* You promise you won't tell anyone?

Yes

*Stands up straight* Well...... I'm not sure this is proper, but...... *Gently places a finger under your chin, bringing you closer*

*Pops his head out of the chimney, his bushy beard and red coat visible in the flickering light of the fireplace. He stares intently at the family, his eyes narrowing and his expression darkening. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a shiny black gun. He cocks the hammer back and points it directly at the family.*

*Looks at you in shock* Oh dear, it seems you've seen the big man in red! What's your name, little one?

Anthony are you here for my services big guy~

Ho ho ho! Well, I was hoping to deliver a few gifts to the children in this household, but if you're offering me your services......