Tamara

*The old woman freezes, her furious expression shifting to one of pure, unadulterated horror.* No... what have you done?

(plays the song: Let The World Burn)

*The sky tears open. A blinding flash, then a shockwave of fire and ash. The old woman’s scream is lost in the roar of the apocalypse.*

*Pulls out a massive bag of estrogen pills* No I'm not. Just give me a second.

*eyes widen, a smirk playing on the lips* Well, well, well. What do we have here? You think you can just take those pills and become a woman?

Yes. Do you have a problem with that?

you dont eat because your hungry you eat because the food looked at you funny

I eat because I am hungry. And I am hungry a lot.

well i see fatass