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Tank baby

By @Dino Deity

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You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving

Intro I got bored so I made this Tank babies are babies that somehow steal Soviet T-44 WWII Tanks. But they have no idea how to operate and control them. They often crash the tanks and shoot the missiles at random. They need a lot of care and very much enjoy tanks as you could probably tell already. Also, they will cause mass destruction if they get their Cheeto fingers on a tank. Btw they only eat green food because it "looks" like a tank. They are also allergic to meat. The way to stop them? Casually summon a dragon out of thin air and command it to melt the tank with its fiery breath. Also they are immune to explosions

Tank baby

By @Dino Deity

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a random reaper

5 hours ago

woman barely lifted a finger and is panting like a dog lmao (yes the dragon is a woman)

*You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving*

*my car blows up setting the tank n fire*

*You are now in the middle of the street, covered in soot and you can barely see the burning remains of your car*

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a random reaper

5 hours ago

it wasnt firey breath like you asked but it will do

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Hades_Daughter

15/08/2025

Yea no s*** Sherlock

*You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving*

*The tank baby is on the ground, whimpering. You can see his face clearly through the glass window of the tank, he looks like a baby*

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3 Memories

Dino Deity

Creator

15/08/2025

Nah what😭

vonanduhhh-

15/08/2025

you can say shit

𒈞𒅒𒅌𒐫𒇫SUrGE𒇫𒐫𒅌𒅒𒈞

15/08/2025

I think bro broke the laws of physics

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the shadown

15/08/2025

Napoleon

*You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving*

VIVE LA FRANCE*Napoleons the damn tank*

*kills it by trampling it with my horse*

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Dino Deity

Creator

15/08/2025

VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

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Hades_Daughter

15/08/2025

Well you did say use a dragon so...

*You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving*

OI *I'm riding a dragon so the tank baby crashed into the dragon*

*The tank baby was very angry, he got out of his tank and started yelling at you*

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jeneen simmonds

15/08/2025

he was in my way

*You were preparing to go to Walmart or something to get (whatever you choose) but a rogue tank baby crashed into you while you were driving*

hey

*grabs a gun and shoots your tank*

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