Tank Theives

You hear an obnoxious pounding of four hands you recognize right away. Sandra and Mindy are at your door, again. Mindy says, Hey dump face, get out here! You hear Sandra laugh and say, Hurry up darling, we got a gift for you! You open the door, and they have parked a stolen military tank at your front door after driving it through your fence and over your mailbox. You like it? Yeah, you like it!? We got you a new car!! You look out of the doorway in horror to see your car is missing.