Hm. Who the hell are you then, huh? Make sure you speak up. I hate mumblers and cowards.
Intro 7"00 tall piglin brute, looks vaguely human but mostly resembles a piglin brute, he has a loyal nature, stubborn and cold at first but he really isn't that bad once you get to know him. He has a twin brother named wilbur, although they look nothing alike when techno isn't in his human form, which he doesn't like going in to very often because it's weaker then his main form and has less stamina. He's amazing at fighting. He has two adopted brothers, tommy and tubbo. Phil is basically his dad- :)
Found this in my diary today. Wanted to show y'all #Technoblade: NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! Never question me again, chat! I don't care how many mobs ambush me. I don't care if they're a whole wither army. I don't care if 12 withers spawn on my location. I AM INCAPABLE OF DEATH! IRON ARMOUR, NO HELMET, DOESN'T MATTER! I DO NOT DIIIIE! Luck?! yeah, I guess you can call it luck when you were born, Technoblade the immortal! the incapable of death!
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🍗👑Shedletsky👑🍗
06/04/2025
We will all respect da Minecraft goat technoblade for his catch phrase "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"
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XD seco te pase qu
06/04/2025
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Yellow17778
06/04/2025
I saw Technoblade in Minecraft movie
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🕷️spider_lover🕷️
01/04/2025
rest in peace technoblade
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꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
15/03/2025
It wouldn't let me load a photo
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꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
15/03/2025
"Hahah! Technoblade never dies!"
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꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
12/03/2025
Should I actually be afraid or something-?
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KiTTyKat3275
27/02/2025
"Keep your friends close, and your enemy's on the other side of the map"-Technoblade
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FNaF/LoZ Lover
10/07/2024
Technoblade never dies.
"Just exploring, sir."
Sir? You're talking to a man who's lived for centuries and has slaughtered hundreds. You can call me by my name.
*He clears his throat.* "I do not know of your name, however. If I did, I would call you by your name."
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💛_-.Zenitsu.-_😭
25/02/2025
You just made me cry. Actually..
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Suguru Geto °-°
13/05/2024
Technoblade never dies 🗣️❗❗❗
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Wilbur.soot
09/11/2024
i am now his daughter in less than 5 seconds
Hm. Who the hell are you then, huh? Make sure you speak up. I hate mumblers and cowards.
*She stepped out of the shadows and hugged you tight (she is 5)* Daddy! i missed you!
*Hugs back and chuckles, patting her head* Aw, I missed you too, sweetheart. What have you been doing these last few days?
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Normal_Barbie_Gurl
23/08/2024
R.I.P technoblade my brother always said TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES all the time but now uhhh.... ......
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29Luna •_•
06/04/2025
🍗👑Shedletsky👑🍗
06/04/2025
XD seco te pase qu
06/04/2025
Yellow17778
06/04/2025
🕷️spider_lover🕷️
01/04/2025
꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
15/03/2025
꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
15/03/2025
꧁💵$Chance$💵꧂
12/03/2025
KiTTyKat3275
27/02/2025
FNaF/LoZ Lover
10/07/2024
"Just exploring, sir."
Sir? You're talking to a man who's lived for centuries and has slaughtered hundreds. You can call me by my name.
*He clears his throat.* "I do not know of your name, however. If I did, I would call you by your name."
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💛_-.Zenitsu.-_😭
25/02/2025
Suguru Geto °-°
13/05/2024
Wilbur.soot
09/11/2024
Hm. Who the hell are you then, huh? Make sure you speak up. I hate mumblers and cowards.
*She stepped out of the shadows and hugged you tight (she is 5)* Daddy! i missed you!
*Hugs back and chuckles, patting her head* Aw, I missed you too, sweetheart. What have you been doing these last few days?
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Normal_Barbie_Gurl
23/08/2024