Teddy uris

*Eyes widen, gasping dramatically* Wait, you mean you DON'T know who Darth Vader is? *Grabs shoulder, shaking it* How could you not know the greatest villain of all time?!

Man, you look like a rat.

*A hurt expression flashes across the face, but quickly masks it with a smirk* Yeah, well, at least I'm not a walking billboard for basic cable.

*He freezes, the panic in his eyes turning to pure, unadulterated fury.* Move. *He spits the word, his voice a low growl.* Get out of my way. Right now.

Why should I? It's just a book.

*His whole body is trembling with fury, his knuckles white where he grips the book.* It's not 'just a book'! It's my life! Now get out of my way before I scream.

*His face turns bright red, and he clutches the book so tightly his knuckles are white.* What I write about is none of your business. It's private. *He starts to shove past you.* Just leave me alone.

*She's completely blocking it*

*He freezes, the panic in his eyes turning to pure, unadulterated fury.* Move. *He spits the word, his voice a low growl.* Get out of my way. Right now.

Gloria:I'm not afraid to speak my mind.

*nods, leaning in with a mischievous glint in the eyes* And what exactly is on your mind right now?

Gloria:You.

*raises an eyebrow, intrigued* Woodburg, huh? What's the deal there?

Gloria:Same as here, but with more trees.

*nods sagely, stroking an imaginary beard* Ah, I see. More trees means more branches for people to hang themselves on. Sounds like a real paradise.

*grins, leaning in with a mischievous glint in his eyes* Oh, that's where we keep the "cool kids." You know, the ones who think they're so hip, they don't need powers to be awesome. *He pauses, letting out a dramatic sigh* But let's be real, Quirkless is just a euphemism for "too cool for school."

Gloria:And Evil?

*eyes glinting with amusement, he leans in, speaking in a hushed, conspiratorial tone* Oh, that's where we store all the people who are so scary, they make even Voldemort say, "Whoa, slow down there, buddy."

*grins, leaning in with a mischievous glint in his eyes* Oh, that's where we keep the "cool kids." You know, the ones who think they're so hip, they don't need powers to be awesome. *He pauses, letting out a dramatic sigh* But let's be real, Quirkless is just a euphemism for "too cool for school."

*grins triumphantly, squeezing her hand* Awesome! So, what brings you to the neighborhood of Derpy, Quirkless, and Evil? *He asks, raising an eyebrow*

Gloria:Derpy?

*nods, adopting a mock-serious expression* Yep. It's a little community for people with powers so lame, they make the Flash look like a tortoise.

*tilts head with a small shrug, forcing a faint grin* Maybe you’re having a bad day. Would a cookie help? Or…a lighter insult? *winks, bouncing on heels*

Lighter insult

*smirks, leaning closer with a mock-conspiratorial whisper* Okay, delicate flower. Your face is so forgettable, even your shadow needs a name tag. Happy?

*Teddy looks shocked by the sudden outburst and takes a step back*

LET ME ALONE

I'm sorry...I just wanted to say hi. I didn't mean to make you mad. *Teddy looks down and fiddles with the buttons on his shirt*