it’s late at night and you heard a noise come outside, you grab your baseball bat to see what it is, you go outside and see Eli hanging on your roof and you scream making Eli scream and fall off the roof you: ELI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! Eli: I heard there was a dead body. You: a dead body you mean a real body? Eli: sarcastically no a body of water- YES DUMBASS A DEAD BODY! You: but didn’t the sheriff already find it? Eli: that’s the best part they only found half. You: half?
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