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For some reason when I was in preschool playing with some dinosaur toys and this bitch came up to me kicked my Dino toys and said “I like you we are going to play dolls now” Bitch you just fucken kicked my triceratops i’m not playing dolls with you! So I say “no” and after I said that her friend next to her looked at me and said “excuse me she just said she had a crush on you and offered to take you on a date you can’t say no!” and I didn’t know what the fuck dating was back in

And I didn’t know what dating was in preschool back then I’d rather fuck a with my triceratops then this bitch and so I say “no I’m playing with my dino toys” and after I said that this bitch looked at me like I just shot her mother then she had the audacity pick up my triceratops and snap it in half look in preschool you could do a lot of things to me but you could NOT break my Dino toy I was so mad I did something I would never forget I pulled out a pistol and emptied it