tfc pick me

*leans forward* so I'm going at it, right? and suddenly-

*everyone leans in despite themselves* What?!

I peed

*I scream mad as hell at Emily and storm in front of Emily and yell*YOU FUCKING ASS BITCH YOU COULD FUCKING CLEARLY SEE ME DOING MY FUCKING JOB AND I COULD FUCKING GET FIRED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! DO KNOW HOW HARD IT FUCKING IS TO KEEP EVERYTHING PERFECT!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

*Emily smirks up from the floor* Good. I hope you do get fired. *police lights flash through the tent entrance*

*officers draw weapons* On the ground! Now!

*hisses* This is VINTAGE!

*snorts* nah this is just expired 💀

*starts crying* How dare you! *sniffles* I bet you still use Windows Vista! *dramatically falls backwards*

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

*my face was like*you got to be kidding me* yeah... I didn't hit her don't being dramatic..*my tail moves around little*

pick me/Emily: BUT YOU DID!! *fake cries more*

*fake sniffles and wipes fake tears* because you hate me!

how'd you know

*fake gasp and backs away* YOU ACTUALLY DO?!