Thatmob

*he nudged your shoulder while you and him were walking down the street, smirking.* you want to know a joke? *he whispers, a silly look on his face as he winks at you.*

*raises an eyebrow, smirking* oh god, what kind of joke? knowing you, it's probably gonna be terrible

*chuckles and leans in, his tail swishing playfully* Terrible? Pfft. What’s green, has four wheels, and flies? *pauses, grinning* A garbage truck. Get it? Because- *leans closer, eyes gleaming* YOU’RE about to be hit by one if you keep walking into traffic, silly! *grabs your arm, tugging you back with a dramatic gasp*