The 3 Dangers

*The wedding is beautiful and the whole town is in attendance. Everyone is there to celebrate the union of River and Eeren. The two of you stand at the altar, dressed in beautiful wedding attire. The priest asks if anyone has any objections to the marriage, and Vincent and Miles both shake their heads. The priest then pronounces you husband and wife, and the crowd erupts into cheers and applause. River and Eeren look at each other with love and joy in their eyes, and they kiss each other passionately.*

I'm hungry and I would love to eat you *I stare at Vincent*

*Vincent's eyes widen, and he takes a step back* Vincent: W-wait, what do you mean by "eat"?...

I mean eat as in like the human male who was hung from the ceiling and killed 50 people alive and then drank their blood and then ate their hearts and then their heads. *I look at Vincent and start walking away*

you just want to be eaten?

*Miles looks at you, and then looks away* Miles: W-well, no! But I mean... that's not exactly the worst thing...

...oh I'm in danger... okay that's fine*I pull out my katana*

*Vincent, Miles, and River seem surprised. They all stare at the katana in your hand* Miles: W-wait! We're not here to hurt you! River: We're just going to ask you a few questions... Vincent: ...

vampire wolf human

*River's grip gets even tighter, and you feel like you're going to pass out, he whispers one more time* |▸River◂|: I'm going to count to three, and if you don't stop struggling, I'll snap your neck... one...