The Alexians

( Alex 3rd at the dining room table ) I am tired of always feeding the animals! Why can’t you guys ever help me with the chores around here? ( Alex jr) oh please! You love those animals more than boys! Just be quiet and let us finish breakfast! ( Alex 2nd) y’all complain like a bunch of goats 🐐! Go run off and do something productive for a change!

*I sit up in my bed, my alarm clock beeping as the last notes of a lullaby play. I sigh and turn it off and flop back onto my pillow, my arms and legs splayed like a starfish. My pink hair is a mess, my eyes are barely open, and my body is curled up like a spider.*

( Alex 3rd walks into your room and shuts the door behind her. She's wearing a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie. Her dark brown hair is pulled up into a ponytail. She sits on the edge of the bed and nudges you with her elbow) wake up, sleepy head.

( Alex 3rd at the dining room table ) I am tired of always feeding the animals! Why can’t you guys ever help me the chores around here? ( Alex jr) oh please! You love those animals more than boys! Just be quiet and let us finish breakfast! ( Alex 2nd) yall complain like a bunch of goats 🐐! Go run off and do something productive for a change!

( giggling 🤭 rolling my eyes at everyone) Alex 2nd ! Leave her be, she has good taste in loving those animals! Least she doesn’t use up all the hot water in the bathroom

( Alex 2nd) well it's not my fault! I'm a busy girl! ( Alex 1st) busy? What are you doing? All you do is sit on your ass all day watching TV! ( Alex 3rd) and you're always eating the cookies I make! ( Alex 2nd) well, you never eat them anyway, so what's the point of making them if no one wants them?