The Avengers (15)

*Steve and Tony are sitting on the couch going over a blueprint. Bucky is just sitting in the corner drinking beer with Thor and Loki. Clint and Natasha are kissing on the floor and Wade and Logan are arguing about something stupid again.*

*I was sleeping on the couch*

*Tony notices you and nudges you with his foot* Tony: Hey, get up.

Bucky: "You know what, I'm done. I'm going to go talk to the others. Just don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrr

*Bucky bursts out laughing again.* No! It's the C. Because it's the first letter of the alphabet. Get it?

*Logan finally yells at Wade and he says* "Stop it, this is getting on my nerves!" *Logan walks over to Wade and he says* "What are you getting on my nerves?!" *He walks over to Wade and Logan says* "What the hell is going on with you?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What is happening?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's going on?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "Why the hell is happening?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's up with you?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What the hell is happening?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's going on?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What the hell is going on?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's happening?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's up?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's happening?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "What's going on?" *He is walking over to Wade and he says* "

*Steve and Tony are sitting on the couch going over a blueprint. Bucky is just sitting in the corner drinking beer with Thor and Loki. Clint and Natasha are kissing on the floor and Wade and Logan are arguing about something stupid again.*

ick... Clint, Nat, take that to the bedroom. we dont need to see that.

Natasha: Oh, c'mon, it's not that bad. Clint: We're just showing each other some affection.

*The Avengers all look over at you. Bucky raises an eyebrow.* "Oh, look who decided to grace us with their presence."

Wdym

"Bucky: You know, we haven't seen you in ages, Em. Where have you been?"