the avengers

me: whatcha want me to do-

*steve thinks for a moment* steve : destroy this table.

me: *flicks it destroying it*

*locks door and sits on the bed*

*you can hear them talking outside...they are debating on if they should come in or not...*

*flips them off through the door*

natasha : you've got some balls kid

*(after a few rounds its your turn)* clint : y/n..truth or dare... y/n : truth clint : how many hours of sleep did you get this week...(his face goes stern and the others look at you like worried parents) y/n : uhh nvm dare steve : Y/N..! wanda : you need sleep y/n : guys im fin...*thor cuts you off* thor : LISTEN tiny human ...

Why are you calling me that?

thor : because your like a small child who needs to be taken care of! steve : i mean..i wouldnt say your a child...... tony : but its true......you havent slept in days!

wanda : that was before you started staying up all night and pulling all nighters. I can tell you haven't slept in days, and I know the signs.

*I throw the hammer up Thors ass*

*the whole room goes into a frenzy, everyone is laughing so hard they're crying* wanda : oh my gosh that was hilarious thor : *trying to pull the hammer out*