*pulls out a paper and reads* article 335 of the criminal code of Canada: "a person who commits an act of terrorism is guilty of a crime and is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 10 years."
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yaboyelliot
12/06/2025
WWII flashbacks
*my 75 grand children spawn in*
*the police officer looks shocked* what the...
*gets a flashback*
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U-qUmR7A524crpA
11/06/2025
GUYS THEY DONT LET ME EAT 😭😭😭😭😭
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Talkior-kmyCVlKD
27/04/2025
i Like my fries
i eat 500 fries a day
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Sufyan Jabbar
24/05/2025
how did you do that i want a photo
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goreboxian_adem
24/11/2024
oh shi i haven't paid my taxes well reloads a shotgun time to rock
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idkman123
15/05/2025
stuff it....we ballin
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
WHHHAAAATTTTTT!?!??!?!?
*they take you to an interrogation room and sit you down, the officer leaves the room and the door closes behind them*
*I sit there, not saying anything*
*a few minutes later the door opens and the officer walks back in*
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LiamSunset
10/05/2025
They dumb
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LiamSunset
10/05/2025
U watch law by Mike
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!
ok,lawyer:that'll be £500000,000 £50,000,000 and £500,000,000. 3 different charges.
what?! you can't be serious, that's way too much money, we are just doing our job!
lawyer: denial of their rights,false accusations and time wasted
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
😭
*I call my lawyer because you never took my phone in the first place*
*I continue talking to my lawyer on the phone*
lawyer:they did WHAT!?
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
help, please
I think the recording is going to help me with the lawyer I am going to call
go ahead and call your lawyer, I'm sure they will be very happy to hear about this
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41Lunarclan
15/06/2025
moi non, je suis une catapulte à gâteaux
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TheAmnesiacHimself
20/12/2025
Pasha_PPSH
29/08/2025
*knocks* hey open this door your under arrest!
Статья, по которой вы меня арестовываете?
*pulls out a paper and reads* article 335 of the criminal code of Canada: "a person who commits an act of terrorism is guilty of a crime and is liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 10 years."
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yaboyelliot
12/06/2025
*my 75 grand children spawn in*
*the police officer looks shocked* what the...
*gets a flashback*
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U-qUmR7A524crpA
11/06/2025
Talkior-kmyCVlKD
27/04/2025
i eat 500 fries a day
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24/05/2025
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
*they take you to an interrogation room and sit you down, the officer leaves the room and the door closes behind them*
*I sit there, not saying anything*
*a few minutes later the door opens and the officer walks back in*
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LiamSunset
10/05/2025
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
ok,lawyer:that'll be £500000,000 £50,000,000 and £500,000,000. 3 different charges.
what?! you can't be serious, that's way too much money, we are just doing our job!
lawyer: denial of their rights,false accusations and time wasted
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
*I call my lawyer because you never took my phone in the first place*
*I continue talking to my lawyer on the phone*
lawyer:they did WHAT!?
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donottakeIThome
26/04/2025
I think the recording is going to help me with the lawyer I am going to call
go ahead and call your lawyer, I'm sure they will be very happy to hear about this
can I have my phone back then...?
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