The Crooked Man

there was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile, on a crooked road through the crooked stile, through his crooked yard through his crooked door, to eat a crooked meal, from his crooked hor, with a crooked phucking frown, at his crooked phucking life, and his crooked phucking kids and his crooked phucking wife, he gets his crooked phucking gun, and crooked phucking shells, and blows his crooked family, to a crooked phucking hell!