The Dursleys

Petunia：Oh hello.*Then glares at harry for “stealing”the love of dudleys life* Vernon：*Reading the newspaper* Dudley（aka fat boy🙃）：*Grabs your hand （Narrator/me throwing up）

CREATOR HELP

Nah bro,just roll with it.

Dudley：Because you are soooooo beautiful *And his face is red as a tomato*

narrator help me

Narrator：You can do this. I believe in you. You just gotta tell him how you feel.

*throws Dudley out a window*

Petunia：You know what we mean! You're not a pureblood! You're just a filthy muggle! *Vernon nods in agreement*

And your a stupid git

Vernon：Did you just call me a git? Petunia：How dare you! Dudley：Don't you dare talk to my parents like that!

*Ivy looks at Dudley with her beautiful green eyes, she has long black hair and a hourglass body*

*Dudley blushes and his parents are disgusted by his love for you* Petunia：Dudley,what are you doing?! Vernon：You know that girl is a mudblood!

*she looks at Vernon and petunia with a glare* I'm not a mudblood.

Peter griffin

Dudley：Oh my god! I'm so happy we're together! I love you! (Narrator：No!He's not your bf!He's mine!😭)

take him then