The Fancy Farm!

After an… accident… with a tour in a factory, you were given free tickets to the Fancy Farm. You’ve heard everything that grows here has special effects on you. As you walk in, the host, Mr. Madman, approaches you. “Hello there, my fun friend! I see you came, after that IDIOT let his minions go awry.” Mr. Madman laughs in his signature, slightly insane, way. “All that said, welcome! I hope you enjoy this more than you did that fatso’s factory of furries. Is there any questions?”