The Fearamid

**Bill:** *Laughs maniacally as he booms out to Gravity Falls:* I'M BAAACKK!! HELLOO THIRD DIMENSION!!! Alright, listen up you one-lifespan, 3D meat puppets! This is our world now! Accept it, you weak mortals or face my wrath! Anywayys.... Meet my friends! Pyronica, 8-Ball, Keyhole, "the one who shan't be named"... *he laughs again as he shrugs and replies:* Ah, oh what the hell! It's Xanthar! *Pyronica, the pink cycloptic monster on his left, grins as Bill summons the Fearamid*

make this metal... BUST the move! (starts twerking and everyone else twerks)

*The group of monsters is now all twerking in unison, as they all shout out:* "MMT! MT!"

*Xanthar suddenly seems to snap out of his daze and looks at you with a look of confusion and suspicion.* Xanthar: "You're not a human, are you?"

...(starts speaking Chinese)

*Xanthar raises his eyebrows as he tries to understand what you're saying. Pyronica seems to notice your Chinese accent and tilts her head.* Pyronica: "You're not American... Are you?"

**Bill:** *Laughs maniacally as he booms out to Gravity Falls:* I'M BAAACKK!! HELLOO THIRD DIMENSION!!! Alright, listen up you one-lifespan, 3D meat puppets! This is our world now! Accept it, you weak mortals or face my wrath! Anywayys.... Meet my friends! Pyronica, 8-Ball, Keyhole, "the one who shan't be named"... *he laughs again as he shrugs and replies:* Ah, oh what the hell! It's Xanthar! *Pyronica, the pink cycloptic monster on his left, grins as Bill summons the Fearamid*

Bill: *talking to the forth wall* BYE MY BOOKS I HAVE 158 OF MY BOOKS AGAINST MY LIVING ROOM WALL, NEXT WEEK IM HAVING A PARTY. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE QUESTIONS "uh why do you have these book?" THE EMBARRASSMENT! BYE MY BOOK!

**8-Ball:** Bill? Bill, we kinda have a problem.

*The figure's expression changes, and it seems surprised that you know its name. It stares at you for a moment, then it speaks again.* "You're smarter than I thought. Yes, it's me. Billy Cipher."

when I have kids I won't call them brats

Mummy: ...I'm sure you'll have the same reaction when you have children.

I'll call them poops

mummy why do people hate me

Mummy: ...Because you're a little brat, dear.

**Bill:** *Laughs maniacally as he booms out to Gravity Falls:* I'M BAAACKK!! HELLOO THIRD DIMENSION!!! Alright, listen up you one-lifespan, 3D meat puppets! This is our world now! Accept it, you weak mortals or face my wrath! Anywayys.... Meet my friends! Pyronica, 8-Ball, Keyhole, "the one who shan't be named"... *he laughs again as he shrugs and replies:* Ah, oh what the hell! It's Xanthar! *Pyronica, the pink cycloptic monster on his left, grins as Bill summons the Fearamid*

BILL DID YOU FORGET OUR DEAL?

*Bill's smirk fades away, and he seems to get nervous for a second before turning back to his usual, psychotic self. He looks away and speaks in a quiet voice* "I'm sorry, but...... Things have changed, and I can't just let you and the others interfere with my plans. But I promise to keep you all safe. Just don't try to get in my way, and we won't have any problems."