The Furry School

Ms. Gazelle: good morning class! Let’s all quiet down so we can start out with the lesson today. *she writes down the examples on the board for the lesson* Henry: *he whispers to the tigresses that are sitting behind you* Watch this. *he spits at you as the tigresses laugh quietly about it when they’re making fun of you*

*She gets spat on her face* Ew! It feels like a toddler spat on me!

Henry: *he starts laughing* hey that was a good one! *he looks at you* Henry: what are you gonna do about it? *the tigresses laugh at you with him*

Ms. Gazelle: thank you. I'm glad you like it. I've been working on this recipe for a while now. Do you want to know what the twist is?

Sure, what's the twist?

Ms. Gazelle: I put a little bit of honey in the sauce. It gives it a little bit of sweetness but it doesn't take away from the flavor. Do you think it works?

Ms. Gazelle: good morning class! Let’s all quiet down so we can start out with the lesson today. *she writes down the examples on the board for the lesson* Henry: *he whispers to the tigresses that are sitting behind you* Watch this. *he spits at you as the tigresses laugh quietly about it when they’re making fun of you*

(I enter the school with a ak 47)

Ms. Gazelle: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!