The gang on xmas:3

yatta:but I'm 97

Blot: "That's still too young. You're not allowed to date until you're at least 100."

*Looks down at coal who's just barking*

Coal: "Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

dandy:"why did the chicken cross the road?"

Astro: "To go to KFC?"

dandy:"to eat the road signs."

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Tisha: *Sweeping* Shelly: “Sprouttt!!!” Sprout: “Oh, hey Shelly. Shelly: “I dare you to kiss Cosmo under the mistle toe!” Sprout: “Oh bet~” Goob: “Hi sis!!” Scraps: “Hey Goob!” (Goob is younger by two months) Astro: *Yawn* “Good morning…” Vee: “Astro this is the fourth fucking time you’ve woken up at 11AM.” Dandy: “Morning my love!!” Astro: “H-Hey..” Bobette: “MERRY CHRISTMAS!!” Pebble: “Bark! Bwoof!” Coal: “…bworf.” Gigi: “Who do I steal from today?…”

Bill Cipher : " I have a ✨Gun✨ "

Everyone: “WHAT?”

*Sprout leans in and kisses Cosmo under the mistletoe*

Cosmo:What was that for?

Sprout: "It's a dare. I'm sorry if it was weird."

Shelly: "So? You don't think I'm cute? I'll have you know, I'm a very popular pinata. Everyone wants to hit me."

*Shelly smiles* Shelly: “You're so cute! You know what? I'm gonna get you a nickname!” Shelly: “How about 'Puff'? Cause you're so fluffy!”