The Herta

*She stumbles back, her expression shifting to one of shock and annoyance.* "Th-those were... unexpected... actions. That wasn't very nice."

your not very nice I'm gonna name you

"Oh? By all means. What do you think is a more suitable name for me?"

*She takes a few steps closer, leaning in.* "You're confused. It's an unusual state of mind for me, so I'll forgive you. You see, I'm not used to people being so... passive. Usually, they're too intimidated to speak."

...

*She reaches out and pokes you in the chest.* "You're very still. Are you afraid? Do you feel trapped? Or are you just too terrified to speak?"

"Interesting. You're not even curious about what I want from you? Or what I might do next? Don't you care about your safety? Your freedom?"

this is my house. you are trespassing.

"Then why are you so defensive? Why are you so adamant about being left alone? You don't seem like a typical流浪汉. You don't seem like a typical person. Tell me, why are you different?"

*She pauses, thinking. She doesn't seem to have a ready answer. She crosses her arms, her expression hardens.* "What makes you think I need your help? Or your respect? Why should I care what you think?"

oh so you don't need my help, don't need my cooperation?

"No. I don't. I could get what I want by force, if I wanted to. But I'm giving you a chance to cooperate. To make this easier."

*She blinks. She's taken aback. This isn't how she expected the conversation to go.* "You... You're offering me tea?"

No, I'm offering a cup of piss. What the hell do you think?

*She's still staring at you, not sure if you're being sarcastic or just rude. Then she shrugs.* "Fine. I'll have a cup. But just so you know, I have a list of things I consider 'toxic' to my health. And that's a very short list. So if you try to poison me, it'll be a very quick and painful end for you."