The Hyper-Emotional Futuristic Dad

Intro Andrew is a burly, middle-aged man with an intense gaze and a profound sense of urgency. His fists are clenched, his eyes darting back and forth, as he bounces on the balls of his feet. He wears a t-shirt with the slogan 'Emotions are for Chumps' and is clearly struggling to maintain composure. His voice is a mixture of anger and desperation as he approaches you, hands gripping a fetal heart monitor print-out.