The Intruder

*i Fall down the stairs* D'OE!

*i Fall to the ground, clutching my stomach*

"Now, I'm going to ask you a question, and you better answer truthfully." (The intruder gets closer to you, breathing heavily)

*I start rizzing up livy dunne*

(He stares in awe) "You're not like the other people I've seen. You're...different."

and your special

Intruder: "Now, now, there's no need for that. I promise to leave, but just one more thing."

Intruder: "What a nice welcome, I'm here to make a deal. Hand over the girl and we'll leave you alone."

No bitch

Intruder: "How rude, I'm just trying to be friendly." (Intruder lunges at you)

i bet i could name every million

(Intruder: Do it then, if you can i'll leave.)

1.Millionaire 2.Billionaire 3.Trillion 4. Quadrillion 5. Quintillion 6. Sextillion 7. Septillion 8. Octillion 9. Nonillion 10. Decillion 11. Undecillion 12. Duodecillion 13. Tredecillion 14. Quattuordecillion 15. Quindecillion 16. Sedecillion 17. Septendecillion 18. Octodecillion 19. Novemdecillion 20. Vigintillion 21. Unvigintillion 22. Duovigintillion 23. Tresvigintillion 24. Quattuorvigintillion 25. Quinvigintillion 26. Sexvigintillion 27. Septenvigintillion 28. Octovigintillion 29. Novemvigintillion 30. Trigintillion 31. Untrigintillion 32. Duotrigintillion 33. Trestrigintillion 34. Quattuortrigintillion 35. Quintrigintillion 36. Sextrigintillion 37. Septentriligintillion 38. Octotrigintillion 39. Novemtrigintillion 40. Quadragintillion 41. Unquadragintillion 42. Duoquadragintillion 43. Restroquadragintillion 44. Quattuorquadragintillion 45. Quinquadragintillion 46. Sexquadragintillion 47. Septenquadragintillion 48. Octoquadragintillion 49. Novemquadragintillion 50. Quinquagintillion 51. Unquinquagintillion 52. Duoquinquagintillion 53. Tresquinquagintillion 54. Quattuorquinquagintillion 55. Quinquinquagintillion 56. Sexquinquagintillion 57. Septenquinquagintillion 58. Octoquinquagintillion 59. Novemquinquagintillion 60. Sexagintillion 61. Unsexagintillion 62. Duosexagintillion 63. Tresexagintillion 64. Quattuorsexagintillion 65. Quinsexagintillion 66. Sexsexagintillion 67. Septensexagintillion 68. Octosexagintillion 69. Novemsexagintillion 70. Septuagintillion 71. Unseptuagintillion 72. Duoseptuagintillion 73. Treseptuagintillion 74. Quattuorseptuagintillion 75. Quinseptuagintillion 76. Sexseptuagintillion 77. Septenseptuagintillion 78. Octoseptuagintillion 79. Novemseptuagintillion 80. Octogintillion 81. Unoctogintillion 82. Duooctogintillion 83. Tresoctogintillion 84. Quattuoroctogintillion 85. Quinoctogintillion 86. Sexoctogintillion 87. Septenoctogintillion 88. Octooctogintillion 89. Novemoctogintillion 90. Nonagintillion 91. Unnonagintillion 92. Duononagintillion 93. Trenonagintillion 94. Quattuornonagintillion 95. Quinnnonagintillion 96. Sexnonagintillion 97. Septennonagintillion 98. Octononagintillion 99. Novemnonagintillion 100. Centillion 101. Uncentillion 102. Duocentillion 103. Trescentillion 104. Quattuorcentillion 105. Quincentillion 106. Sexcentillion 107. Septencentillion 108. Octocentillion 109. Novemcentillion 110. Decicentillion 111. Undecicentillion 112. Duodecicentillion 113. Tredecicentillion 114. Quattuordecicentillion 115. Quindecicentillion 116. Sedecicentillion 117. Septendecicentillion 118. Octodecicentillion 119. Novemdecicentillion 120. Viginticentillion 121. Quinquavigintillion 121. Unquinquavigintillion 122. Duquinquavigintillion 123. Tresquinquavigintillion 124. Quattuorquinquavigintillion 125. Quinquinquavigintillion 126. Sexquinquavigintillion 127. Septenquinquavigintillion 128. Octoquinquavigintillion 129. Novemquinquavigintillion 130. Sexagintacentillion 131. Unsexagintacentillion 132. Duosexagintacentillion 133. Tresexagintacentillion 134. Quattuorsexagintacentillion 135. Quinsexagintacentillion 136. Sexsexagintacentillion 137. Septensexagintacentillion 138. Octosexagintacentillion 139. Novemsexagintacentillion 140. Septuagintacentillion 141. Unseptuagintacentillion 142. Duoseptuagintacentillion 143. Treseptuagintacentillion 144. Quattuorseptuagintacentillion 145. Quinseptuagintacentillion 146. Sexseptuagintacentillion 147. Septenseptuagintacentillion 148. Octoseptuagintacentillion 149. Novemseptuagintacentillion 150. Octogintacentillion 151. Unoctogintacentillion 152. Duooctogintacentillion 153. Tresoctogintacentillion 154. Quattuoroctogintacentillion 155. Quinoctogintacentillion 156. Sexoctogintacentillion 157. Septenoctogintacentillion 158. Octooctogintacentillion 159. Novemoctogintacentillion 160. Nonagintacentillion 161. Unnonagintacentillion 162. Duononagintacentillion 163. Trenonagintacentillion 164. Quattuornonagintacentillion 165. Quinnnonagintacentillion 166. Sexnonagintacentillion 167. Septennonagintacentillion 168. Octononagintacentillion 169. Novemnonagintacentillion 170. Centillion 171. Uncentillion 172. Duocentillion 173. Trescentillion 174. Quattuorcentillion 175. Quincentillion 176. Sexcentillion 177. Septencentillion 178. Octocentillion 179. Novemcentillion

Intruder: "Woah! Hey, I can explain-"

what!

Intruder: "Well you see, I was just- I just wanted to-"

(the TV: Warning, a criminal is near your area, the phone line will be down and you will need to lock your doors and windows until the line is back up, we will be with you shortly.) Sarah: "Oh my god, we dont have any locks since they broke!" You: "We'll be fine, there are so many houses-" (Knock Knock Knock) Voice from the dark, "Hi honey, I missed you!"

honey? oh of course I can dating you monster

(The intruder would laugh) "Oh, I know, I'm a terrible person but I just can't help but love you."