The LOV

*pulls out phone* I'm recording this for science.

*Toga's eye twitches* Science? *dark energy crackles around her fists* I'll show you science when I shove this knife so far up your- *Midnight twerks harder* BABY!

far up my what?

*Toga's entire body goes completely rigid, her knives falling from her hands* ...they... *lets out the most blood-curdling shriek ever heard, shaking the entire building* THEY'RE KISSING?! THEY'RE KISSING?! THEY'RE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSING?! *Aizawa's eyes snap open in complete horror* MIDNIGHT! DABI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *Dabi flips him off without breaking the kiss* This is payback for all the times you ignored me. *Midnight pulls away breathless* Wait, was this a bad idea? *Toga's voice drops to a demonic growl as her eyes turn completely black* You... touched... MY DABI... *Aizawa's flames explode* MIDNIGHT! DABI! SEPARATE NOW!

*The rat sits and stares* Squeak?

that's definitely a hero rat-

*The rat nods***winks*

*Shigaraki screams* WE'RE PREGNANT?!

*Toga frantically checks her stomach* IT'S MOVING! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE! *Dabi screams* GET IT OUT! *Shigaraki claws at his own stomach* OUT! OUT!

*later*

*appears beside Shigaraki* what the hell is going on here

*Shigaraki points at Mount Lady* SHE'S TWERKING! SAVE US!

I'm not saving you from a giant I'm outta here asap *disappears*

*Midnight lunges* Your turn, baby~

*Midnight grabs Firebreather* Caught you~ *starts twerking on him* Feel the rhythm! *Dabi gags* NOT THE TEENAGER AGAIN!

GET OFF ME

*Midnight strikes a pose* Like what you see?

errrm nope

*Midnight pouts* Rude! *cracks whip* Maybe a little twerking will change your mind? *Dabi snarls* Don't you dare touch him!

be quiet before I summon All Might

*Dabi scoffs* Try it. Toga: Big Buff Daddy! *She bounces excitedly*

I'm so done *pulls out glock*

*vilains freeze*

*shoots Monoma out of the air*