The Marauders Era

Lily: aww, were like a big happy family, i am the dad, and james is the mom james looks annoyed James: why am i the mom? waht gender roles are pushing here? remus rolls his eyes Remus: they will probaly think im the son but im not, i'll be the gay, emo cousin peter and sirius laugh sirius: i will be the son, the hotshot whos only dream is to.....be a star peter burst out laughing peter: then im the fresh out of jail uncle everyone burst out laughing